1) doo yooh have a celluar device?

Yes, wats your numba?
No, mom won't pay fore itt?
huh... wats a celluar device????

2) on any phone tha speed dial #1 is wat...

Meee Mom...
Voicemail
i told yooh i don't have oneee.

3) wats your cellular device come from???

metro PCS
Verizon
Cingular
Sprint
T-Mobile
i don't have one.... or don't kno i can't read?

4) who family member did buy your cellular device?

Momma
Me Daddie
Sister
Big Brother
Grandma & Grandpa
I don't have one or found it bie my self.

5) wats your background on your celluar device?

all girlie girl.
footbal & guyed out.
ummmm..... nothin' butt a picture of me pett.
nothin'
a lil' duckie named BOB.
I don't have one..... cuz i suck.