Do you have one direction infection

  ummm.......yeah
  YESSSSS!!!!!
  no
  yes
  how dare you say that name!!!!!!

you see JB for the first time. you...

  DIE YOU ##@##@@!!!
  yell "I LOVE YOU" and kiss it.
  NOOO!! MY EYES!!! *face melts*
  #@#@#@# LOVE CANNONS!!!!!!
  Take a picture and post it on facebook.

One of the people in one direction asks you out. you...

  EWWW!!! DIE YOU #@$#@$@#!!! *shoots him*
  YESSSSSSSSS!!!!
  Faint
  @#@#@#@ OFF!!!!!!
  kissies all around!!!!!!!

1D/JB is standing on a roof of a very tall skyscraper. They say they will jump. You...

  I'll save you!!!
  chant "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
  cry. :(
  mid-air snipe
  eat popcorn, yelling "do a backflip!"
  Climb up the building and kiss them...
  Climb up the building and push them off.
  if they are going to jump, so am I!
  shoot them with a bazooka. A BIG bazooka.

JB/1D send out their armies. you...

  join them!!! i can always be their GF/BF!!!!!
  make my own army and defeat them.
  ATOMIC BOMB!!! *GIANT MUSHROOM CLOUD!!!*
  Um... I have a bazooka... A BIG bazooka...
  I hope they like me!!!
  Take a facebook pic!
  DIE YOU #$#$%%#!!!!
  Hide in the basement and eat cookies...
  I like trains...

What do you do if you know someone has beiber fever???

  CHOP OFF THEIR HEAD WITH A MEAT CLEEVER!!!
  Well, I DO TOO!!!
  Murder them with my bazooka and make it look like scuicide... somehow...
  BECOME BEST FRIENDS!!!
  Go shopping.
  DIE YOU $#@$#$%&*$#!!!!!

Do you like 1D

  I dont mind them.
  YESS!!! I LOVE THEM 4EVA!!!
  I. HATE. THEM.
  no.... I like trains...
  yes, a tiny bit.
  I like their music but not them.

Armies again!!!!

  what????
  wtf!!! how do they even have one army?
  ATOMIC BOMB!!! *GIANT MUSHROOM CLOUD!!!*AGAIN!!!!:0
  axes!!!!!! and other weapons!!!!
  YAY!!!!! :)
  Yes, I know. I'm the one who orgonised it all... I'm his GF/BF after all...

WHO ARE ONE DIRECTION???

  They are pure epicness....
  umm... who?
  they are stupid %$#$%@#!@#$#%#@%%#$%@% a**HOLES!!!
  They are this boy band.

Did you like this test? (will not affect the score)

  NO!!!
  not really.
  It was okay.
  yes, I liked it.
  IT WAS AWESOME!!!